GSOH Male WLTM Female size 8-10, aged 25.5...

A Kathryn rant...

"Egotistical males with a bit of money who will only select a women based on size, or whether she is "pretty"!!"

Surely you can't afford to be choosy if they have had to resort to advertising in the Guardian Soulmates section.

How come these people are always "good looking"? (Alternatively you get the ironic ones who describe themselves as "buzzard ugly" when you know very well they must consider themselves an Adonis)

So here is our starter for 10...

Butt ugly male (38), paunchy WLTM ex (or current)-lingere model (30-ish), based just around the corner for non-commital sexual relationship in which you will remain completely loyal to me, but I can do what I like. Please reply with photo to Box no 1987. No mingers need apply.

That should do the job...

Awkner (anag. onanists)